At The Beach!!

Why does Neil think the ocean is friendly?
Because it always waves.

Why are whales big and gray?
Because if they were small and pink, they'd be shrimp!

What time is it if you are swimming through the ocean with five sharks chasing you?
Five after one!

Knock Knock!!

Knock, knock.
Who;s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, won't you?

Knock, knock.
Who;s there?
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone live here anymore?

Knock, knock.
Who;s there?
Des who?
Des no bell, that's why I'm knocking.

Just For Laughs

Why did the silly man take an island vacation?
So he could wear his Bermuda shorts.

Why does your vacation go very quickly when you travel by plane?
Because time really flies then!

Why is it smart to go to a baseball game on a hot summer day?
Because there are thousands of fans there!